Brokens bike story

Another adventure in my life.Just came back home from a bike trip to Clevelees and back.Nothing unusual , but Imagine : U R 15 Km from home and your bike brakes in two ! The back wheel does not want to move ! I' ve found reason, the back suspension spring was set to stiif and a piece of metal it was fastened to bent for good! I thought that I must walk if I can keep the bike or I can just abandone it and run back to Blackpool.I ve decided to walk the bike , but then I thought that there must be solution for the problem.I thought for a while and decided to go and find something hard enough to tighten the bike frame and the loose suspension. I was in Clevelees so first thought : a big rock! I went on the beach and picked up 3 different sized rocks. The very first one fit perfect so I used the other one to push it in. Few hits later I was ready to go ! :D I drove all the way using that rock :D Whats more , the brake cord was wipeing the tire and was making sounds after i changed gears :/ It was sooo loud ! but because I got a piece of cord on me [ JUST IN CASE ! :D ] I took the brake a part and then fastened it to the bike frame. Whats more.When I was in Blackpool already by coincidence I met a taxi driver who douring the day time is a welder [ LOL ] I took his number and he will sort the bike for me out. Life in an adventure.At least mine !