cyprus 2007-11-13
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Mamy wielu stalych i zadowolonych klientow.
Zaden z naszych klientow nie zglosil reklamacji.
Hurtem taniej.
Sexoholiczkom i palaczom 10% znizki.
ingaw 2007-11-13
kochanie bede ciut pozniej ach... te dzieci..... napisze ci ok?.... nie czekam na odp... uciekam...... buziolki narazie.....
ingaw 2007-11-13
do CYPRUSA; skoro mam 20 % zniżki...... to ja chętnie Cie zamorduje......teraz..... muszę się pośpieszyć żeby promocja mnie nie ominęła......... hahhahahha
radziooo5 2007-11-13
dobrze wiedziec gdzie sie zglosic
cyprus 2007-11-17
ja tez mam bzyka na temat kamyczkow. kupuje, zbieram i tak jak on czasem dzwigam sporo kg. na szczescie mam spory dom i jeszcze sie mieszcza:)))))) toleruj to bo jak przyjdzie co do czegos (sadzac po sobie :))) to wybierze kamyczki
cyprus 2007-11-17
jak wybral kamyczki to zle zrobil ale tak samo bym zrobil :))))))))
widzisz jak ktos ma bzyka to ma bzyka :)))))))) i nic z tym nie poradzisz
cyprus 2007-11-17
skoro ci sie to spodobalo podaje pelny zestaw:
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays , I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next d ay he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
The Undeniables!!!!!!!!!
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
cyprus 2007-11-17
jestem nocnym ptakiem. a Ingaw poszla sobie spac nie zostawiajac kluczykow pod dywanikiem. znowu bede spal na wycierazce :)))))))))))))))))
cyprus 2007-11-17
pojde do jagodki widzialem u niej pyszne ciacho. jutro wpadne do ciebie.
Dobranoc szwagierko :))))))))))))))))))))))))